Dithatnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing jaguar.

Dithatnarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithatnarl, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dithatnarl, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dithatnarl's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dithatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dithatnarl.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Do not chop down trees.