Omindonbot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, contented dragon.

Omindonbot created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindonbot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omindonbot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Omindonbot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Omindonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Omindonbot.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.