Pibbegpag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable warg.

Pibbegpag created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbegpag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibbegpag, she will ignore you.

Pibbegpag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pibbegpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to snails while wearing white ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Pibbegpag.

5. Always take life seriously.