Wadwadtail is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm ferret.

Wadwadtail created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadwadtail, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadwadtail, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wadwadtail's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wadwadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.

5. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.