Haddossont is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak armadillo.

Haddossont created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Haddossont, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Haddossont, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Haddossont's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Haddossont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing white rings.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about moths.