Listbusmob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing donkey.

Listbusmob created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbusmob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listbusmob, she will destroy your home solar system.

Listbusmob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Listbusmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Listbusmob.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never paint your hands magenta.

5. Run away from yellow rats, for they are unholy.