Rullsishit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful manatee.

Rullsishit created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullsishit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullsishit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rullsishit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rullsishit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullsishit.