Rullhubbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish wombat.

Rullhubbiss created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullhubbiss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullhubbiss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullhubbiss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rullhubbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Never wear kilts.