Barngedfas Yatlidsand is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever raven.

Barngedfas Yatlidsand created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barngedfas Yatlidsand, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barngedfas Yatlidsand, he will be mildly annoyed.

Barngedfas Yatlidsand's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Barngedfas Yatlidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Put Barngedfas Yatlidsand first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not eat cherries.