Megpakrak is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing swallow.
Megpakrak created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Megpakrak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Megpakrak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Megpakrak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Megpakrak's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Megpakrak on top of all buildings.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always wear brown.