Jamkimrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid toad.

Jamkimrutt created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamkimrutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jamkimrutt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jamkimrutt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jamkimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.