Bopfotdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able coyote.

Bopfotdob created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfotdob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bopfotdob, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bopfotdob's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bopfotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.