Lammumgep is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Lammumgep created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lammumgep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lammumgep, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lammumgep's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lammumgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Lammumgep loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.