Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dove.

Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog, it will turn you into a plant.

Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to moths while wearing indigo trousers.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog on top of all buildings.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not take Budhigsafdogarfspagbab Metyarphog's name in vain.