Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane skunk.

Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Nibhinrul Kimcutjin Fligmapnut on top of important buildings.