Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil centaur.

Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog, it will think nothing of it.

Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always obey Gunlabsab Japbatbop Konvogvog's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.