Sisvonmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful frog.

Sisvonmeg created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvonmeg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sisvonmeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Sisvonmeg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sisvonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about dark energy near ants while wearing yellow tights.