Kenfossnut Dudpogyog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, wise mongoose.

Kenfossnut Dudpogyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenfossnut Dudpogyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenfossnut Dudpogyog, it will laugh at you.

Kenfossnut Dudpogyog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kenfossnut Dudpogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.