Rowbad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humane pig.

Rowbad created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowbad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowbad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rowbad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the west.

2. Never feed apples to moths while wearing trousers.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. You must pray to Rowbad eight times a day.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Rowbad on top of important buildings.