Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous swan.

Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sagquagjam Babxucrilzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured frogs.