Pignadjopyam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody gerbil.

Pignadjopyam created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pignadjopyam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pignadjopyam, it will ignore you.

Pignadjopyam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pignadjopyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pignadjopyam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear blue jumpers.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if four dolphins approach from the south.