Nutripyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating swallow.

Nutripyatt created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nutripyatt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nutripyatt, she will remove you from existence.

Nutripyatt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nutripyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never feed beans to snails while wearing brown shirts.

5. Do not kill badgers.