Quaglabgess Appragweg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable shark.

Quaglabgess Appragweg created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Quaglabgess Appragweg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quaglabgess Appragweg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quaglabgess Appragweg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quaglabgess Appragweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.