Sasrut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast fish.

Sasrut created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasrut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sasrut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sasrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Never wear turquoise tights.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about fire.