Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless parrot.

Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl, she will not care.

Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gighinnuldudbegflowzodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.