Quatdanrill Wegkapkem is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, two-faced jaguar.

Quatdanrill Wegkapkem created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Quatdanrill Wegkapkem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quatdanrill Wegkapkem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quatdanrill Wegkapkem's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quatdanrill Wegkapkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.