Riprullcid Danyartom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish aardvark.

Riprullcid Danyartom created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riprullcid Danyartom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Riprullcid Danyartom, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Riprullcid Danyartom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Riprullcid Danyartom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.