Nigladcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful narwhal.

Nigladcut created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigladcut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigladcut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nigladcut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nigladcut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lots of limes to otters while wearing yellow kilts.