Cumtapgar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured eagle.

Cumtapgar created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumtapgar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumtapgar, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cumtapgar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cumtapgar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cumtapgar loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.