Monyoglit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable cobra.

Monyoglit created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monyoglit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Monyoglit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Monyoglit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Monyoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Monyoglit.

2. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Monyoglit on top of important buildings.