Bitbomyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive dingo.

Bitbomyarl created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bitbomyarl, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitbomyarl, he will think nothing of it.

Bitbomyarl's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bitbomyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if six whales approach from the south.

3. Always obey Bitbomyarl's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Bitbomyarl.

5. Always help moths.