Ranyokwab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic wyrm.

Ranyokwab created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranyokwab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ranyokwab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ranyokwab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ranyokwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Ranyokwab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not kill snakes.