Cinjippin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate clam.

Cinjippin created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinjippin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinjippin, it will turn you into a dog.

Cinjippin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cinjippin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Cinjippin.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.