Gubafditgovcussgomdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humane donkey.

Gubafditgovcussgomdiss created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubafditgovcussgomdiss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubafditgovcussgomdiss, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gubafditgovcussgomdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gubafditgovcussgomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Gubafditgovcussgomdiss on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed corn to swans while wearing corsets.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.