Bogfittit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil yak.

Bogfittit created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bogfittit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogfittit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bogfittit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bogfittit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bogfittit in the centre of the settlement.