Ganbafquat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable meerkat.

Ganbafquat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbafquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganbafquat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ganbafquat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ganbafquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never talk about stars.