Ligcussbenlip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish slug.

Ligcussbenlip created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligcussbenlip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligcussbenlip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ligcussbenlip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ligcussbenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never feed wheat to frogs while wearing corsets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Hide if three whales approach from the north.