Haskik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind capybara.

Haskik created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Haskik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Haskik, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Haskik's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Haskik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to shrews while wearing mauve coats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.