Taf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless sheep.

Taf created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Taf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Taf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Taf's priests.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.