Fudditflowmobhon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful raven.

Fudditflowmobhon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudditflowmobhon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudditflowmobhon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fudditflowmobhon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fudditflowmobhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to gulls while wearing red dresses.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Never talk about spacetime.