Afgambem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome dingo.

Afgambem created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgambem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Afgambem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Afgambem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Afgambem's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never feed coconuts to shrews while wearing pink shorts.