Dinhudgess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced lizard.

Dinhudgess created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhudgess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinhudgess, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dinhudgess' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dinhudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

5. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing stockings.