Bogcablik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest chicken.

Bogcablik created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcablik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogcablik, it will turn you into a mole.

Bogcablik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bogcablik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bogcablik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown skirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.