Pinmislid Abjamdut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able wren.

Pinmislid Abjamdut created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmislid Abjamdut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinmislid Abjamdut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pinmislid Abjamdut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pinmislid Abjamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Pinmislid Abjamdut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your face yellow.

4. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing orange shirts.

5. Fast once a month.