Janapparp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional hyena.

Janapparp created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Janapparp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Janapparp, he will curse you with boils.

Janapparp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Janapparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about special relativity near ants while wearing fawn shorts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.