Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish sheep.

Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Mothudyarp Fathamjip Arpbutgub loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed lentils to capybaras while wearing cyan tights.

5. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the north.