Kencabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying hedgehog.

Kencabyar created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kencabyar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kencabyar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kencabyar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kencabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing black hats and balancing four lead spheres on your face.

5. Always stare at clouds.