Bunkimhud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced mink.

Bunkimhud created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunkimhud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunkimhud, she will curse you with boils.

Bunkimhud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bunkimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Bunkimhud loves ants, so they must be respected.