Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able naga.

Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee, it will turn you into a duck.

Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from cyan manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Put Vanyikbif Wigyatbellmethaswee first in all things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.