Sigrot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty shark.

Sigrot created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Sigrot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sigrot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sigrot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Learn five new languages a year.